What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
If someone tells me it’s wrong to hope, I’ll fucking kill them cause madoka died for that shit.
…I do believe in Reapers I do… I do!
Ronald, that is not a proper way to transport your Deathscythe…
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Emmanuel Hudson distributing life
This ruined me.
im really mad at how accurate this is
A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
Is that even the same person
am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay